A gift for every occasion

All our cutlery is vintage and has been carefully hand-picked & sourced in vintage and antique markets across the UK. All pieces will have some floral details, usually on the handle. They are all engraved by hand in my signature French cursive handwriting on the surface of the piece.

All items can be personalised. Once you select ‘Add to Cart’, you can add your customisation.

Dinner Party

Eat at your own risk Vintage Engraved Spoon
from £20.00
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Greedy cunt Vintage Engraved Spoon
from £20.00
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When do you think it's ok to tell everyone to fuck off Vintage Engraved Spoon
from £20.00
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Massive prick Vintage engraved fork
from £20.00
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More pasta less drama Vintage Engraved Spoon
from £20.00
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See You Next Thursday Vintage Engraved Spoon
from £20.00
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You're Tea-riffic Vintage Engraved Spoon
from £20.00
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It's so moist Vintage Engraved Spoon
from £20.00
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Big Spoon Energy Vintage Engraved Spoon
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Fuck it, have some more
from £20.00
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Open Wide Vintage Engraved Spoon
from £20.00
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Dead inside engraved vintage spoon
from £20.00
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Fuck Off Vintage Engraved Spoon
from £20.00
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I licked it so it's mine Vintage Engraved Spoon
from £20.00
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Bloody Hell Vintage Engraved Spoon
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Not today Satan Vintage Engraved Spoon
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You are fucking awesome engraved vintage spoon
from £20.00
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Calories don't count on this spoon engraved vintage spoon
from £20.00
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Taste me Vintage Vintage Engraved Spoon
from £20.00
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I love you even though you're slightly terrifying when you're hungry
from £20.00
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I'm sorry for what I said when I was hangry
from £20.00
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Live, Laugh, Fuck off engraved vintage spoon
from £20.00
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Shit Stirrer engraved vintage spoon
from £20.00
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Cunt Vintage Engraved Spoon
from £20.00
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